| I KICK ASS! |
[May. 11th, 2006|02:22 pm] |
Who has two thumbs and got a minor last night?
m- THIS GUY! -m
Yup, little did I know that having 2 Red Stripes over the course of a two hour study session with the addition of a quick study break of walking to the zoo for a mandatory (they cut the sleeves off of the shirt I wore there) muscle shirt party would result in a minor for me? Little did I know that without any intentions of even getting drunk last night I could pull this out. Who knew that cops would pull up to what was a pretty small party for the zoo and give out tickets?
Guess what I blew? Winner gets the cookie that is sitting on my desk!
Ah well, I had a great time sitting in the back of the cop car as the wrote up my ticket. They put me there to keep my out of the rain, what nice guys! Bullshitting with cops stoned off of my ass was a great time, well worth the $180 or so I have to pay for the experience.
Fuckers. |
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[Apr. 21st, 2006|07:25 pm] |
When your a famos boy
its gets really easy to get girls
its all so easy you get a little spoiled.
But when you try to pull a girl
who is also famous too
it feels just like when you wasn't famous
-The streets |
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| AT WORK...DA! |
[Apr. 20th, 2006|10:42 am] |
"It also shows how they died," Jost said, displaying the camp's Totenbuch, or death book, for 1942 and 1943. "These prisoners were killed every two minutes with a shot to the back of the head."
In a few hours, 300 were executed on April 20, 1942.
"That was Hitler's birthday. The camp commandant did it as a birthday gift for him," Jost said.
@ the StarTribune
Man, I hope that I get a sweet present like that for my birthday today. Sounds like a great time.
and as long as we are on the topic of Hitler...
Hitler is a terrible person
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[Sep. 4th, 2005|02:44 am] |
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Why are the flags not at half-staff for New Orleans? If you think about it the Governing body is only a minority of the total populous. |
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[Aug. 23rd, 2005|08:08 am] |
ahahahahaha, 24 chicken tamales for $15.96 just showed up on my desk. I foresee this stuff to be the best dorm food in the world.
That said...I get to eat a tamale for lunch!
That said...I'm really hungry...
I'm such a fat ass. lol just look! My BMI=18.6... From here, height=5'11.5" and weight=135
BMI-------------Weight Status
Below 18.5 -----Underweight
18.5 – 24.9 ----Normal
25.0 – 29.9 ----Overweight
30.0 and Above -Obese
oh, wait....Maybe I should eat 2 tamales for lunch...Then again...maybe not.
Do people really need the government telling them what to eat? I thought fat was good for brain development or something. |
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[Aug. 16th, 2005|02:23 pm] |
Wow, I had no idea that Thowtou was 39. I can't place the age of Asian people at all. I figured he was in his mid 20's! Ah well.
Oh, and Thowtou Sengthao is the (I think) Laosian guy that works for restore who I eat my lunch with cause he is cool. Untill today I had no idea that he was married or that His parrents came over cause the North Vietnamese wern't very appreciative of his father fighting against them.
LOL, he told me about some great music to listen to while crusing around looking for Hot girls. lol. |
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| My advice is to give it back... |
[Aug. 15th, 2005|12:44 pm] |
I don't like theives...
I'm probably not the best person to ask for advice after you steal something because of the statment above.
Besides the fact that helping you out could put me on shaky legal ground. (I don't know the laws for theft mostly because I don't partake myself)
That said, I tried to call you, your phone aint working. |
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| This is what I do in the morning. |
[Aug. 15th, 2005|09:21 am] |
RALEIGH, North Carolina (AP) -- Inspired by the documentary "Super Size Me," Merab Morgan decided to give a fast-food-only diet a try. The construction worker and mother of two ate only at McDonald's for 90 days -- and dropped 37 pounds in the process."I had to think about what I was eating," Whaley said. "I couldn't just walk in there and say 'I'll take a cinnamon bun and a Diet Coke.' ... I know a lot of people are really turned off by the whole thought of monitoring what they are eating, but that's part of the problem."
Thank god I am hearing about this finally. "Supersize Me" was probably the dumbest movie ever made...I could walk into any restaurant in the US and nearly kill myself by eating there for 30 days. It's all what you eat, not where. The food company didn't make you fat...you put the fat there yourself.
r u dot-hot?
I can ride them fine...but planes are still scary as hell. THEY WERE FROZEN!!! ahhhhhhhhh!
Maybe he missed?
I guess not "I ain't threatening nobody, and I ain't pointing a gun at nobody,'' Mattlage said. "This is Texas."
Yes, yes it is Mattlage.
I have also decided that young people should hate old people...cause I have to pay ever time there old ass breaks. And if I get to be 65 (or 70 or 100 or 2552626 or whatever they make it) years old and don't see my social security money I am going to shoot somebody in the face. Maybe multiple people...and a puppy.
SOCIAL SECURITY BLOWS ASS! Lemmy keep my moneys damn-it, If I keep feeding the old people they keep getting hungry.
"People have the right to ask, and people have the right to say no," activist and former city council member Derrick Boazman said.
Marcus, a billionaire philanthropist, said he has donated $600,000 through his foundation to the Gateway Center, a 300-bed facility for the city's homeless.
Several critics call the proposed ban a civil rights issue since many of the beggars are black.
"This is really about poor, black men. We're bad for business," said Joe Beasley, a 68-year-old Atlanta native who heads the regional office of the Rainbow/PUSH Coalition.
1. A stranger off the street has no _right_ to ask me for anything. I will see that you could need some cash and help you...if I wanna. I have a _right_ to be in public without being harassed right?
And just because many of the beggars are black doesn't mean it is a civil rights issue...I see it as a law against ALL people pan handling, not just blacks pan handling. Maybe they actually do hate pan handling instead of hating black people.
I'm not saying that discrimination and racism is gone from the face of the planet...but if you are looking to be the victim you always will be. |
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| I live in a world that science has not yet proven. |
[Aug. 14th, 2005|07:15 pm] |
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I live in a world that science has not yet proven.
hmmmmmm, its almost Morris time. I am defiantly ready to go back. I really don’t know what I am expecting out of it though. I’ll prolly go nuts within the first 2 weeks from living in the dorms. I need to remember to make this journal friends only again to keep people out of it...I don't mind if you know me pretty well first and want to read it...or if you just wanna read it...but if you want to read it to look for the inner workings of the T-rent or try to figure out my little plan you can go to hell...:P blah. For instance...don't read it and come to the conclusion that I am about 2 steps away from some sort of nervous breakdown (you don't need to tell me...take that information and run with it...I already know).
so much shit to do. blah blah blah blah packing. It's time to start thinking strategy again.
*Begins to clean out the top drawer of his dresser*
Ahahahahaha, I just found my Jr. High ID card things. Next time I get new glasses I need to get really big frames again like I had through 5-7th grade. Ahahahahaha braces. Oh shit. is it ok to though out birthday cards? Oh, well...I just did. When did I become a member of the "Handyman Club of America?" I just found an entire sheet of stickers with my name and address on them that say I am.
Ahahahaha, I forgot I saved the variety section of the StarTribune from feb, 27th 2000 because it was about geeks uprising into the "cultural elite." Eheheheehehe, CHIMP and FRANKY THE SUPER BUTCH WORM! Bus rides home from school were awesome. I was apparently invited to Sara's 13th birthday...apparently it was a murder mystery party...apparently I didn't go. I was also invited to "...A MEETING OF HOLLYWOOD HIGH SCHOOL'S 'MOST LIKELY'CLUB" and was supposed to be playing the character of Juanita Greencarde (wtf?!) who is supposed to be the exotic Sexy mysterious Latino 'princesa'(Costume suggestion: Clothing with a sexy Latin flair.) who runs around "stealing other girls boyfriends."
I don't know where that little slip of paper came from. lol anyways...onwards to more exciting finds! Like ever user manual to ever piece of electronic shit I have ever owned! YES, a big bird stuffed animal with a haphazardly reattached head! I'm only keeping the head. One Dollar coin from 1972. It has, on the back side of the coin, the eagle on the moon with a little earth in the background.
Well, that’s the end of the drawer. Someone please save me and give me something to do so I have more to post about then the contents of a drawer I am cleaning out.
Now Mor!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(and a new title too, I like it…)
Cats vrs. Dogs
No precident and you have no arguuuuuuuument. :P `.` ( I gots a blue ligher toooooooo! igiveback :P )
Areas of intelligence…NM x . x
I think way more theory instead of precedent in arguments. I am far more cutting edge.>
Date with Amy, Wednesday, by carrier pigeon if need be. lol |
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[Aug. 12th, 2005|10:24 am] |
I just finished reading an article based on an interview with former President Clinton on the topic of whether or not Hillary Clinton is going to run for president in 2008. The former President stated that the Clinton family knows one important political rule: "Don't look past the next election or you might not get past the next election."
Source
This is the downside of professional politicians. They are the people that are running this country and they are supposed to be acting for the good of the people not for the good of themselves.
I hate government because they want to be self propagating; Governments being self propagating is also the reason behind bureaucratic waste and bloody revolutions.
Vote for term limits.
...This entry took me like 3 hours to write today....It’s like I'm actually working or something. |
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| JURY DUTY? wtf>. |
[Aug. 11th, 2005|11:57 am] |
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I got a nice little letter telling me that I have to report for jury duty. Yay, I have to show up September 12th...when I am already been back in Morris 20 days or so...And if I can't get out of it, it goes for 2 weeks. I'm just waiting for my lunch break so I can call them up and be like, "this isn't gunna work cause I aint gunna miss 2 weeks of school for some dumb trial...He's prolly guilty anyway..." I Figure that should get me right out of this mess...
If it doesn't work I could talk about how much I hate black people, gays, and the damn indians.
Women too...bitches aughta stay in the kitchen!
******update******
So, just called them up...they said that while it is harder because I am a student...they cannot disqualify me because of that. I still have to carry out my civil duty. FUCK THAT. I'm supposed to call them back and give them a time when it could work...so...do I wanna spend 2 weeks of winterbreak on jury duty? (show up at 9:00 a.m. and be dismised at 4:30 p.m.) I might not even become part of a case cause I have to sit there just incase I get called. Goddamnit. Fuck the government. I'mma gunna fuck that place up if I gotta go in there.
Goddamnit! I don't have time for this shit. I say that they should use a fucking robot for the Jury. Cause even more then burning up 2 weeks of my winter break I don't get paid while I am there...which means I don't make any money for 2 weeks of my break. Grrrrrrrr...stencil in the bathroom of the Hennepin County Government Center? I think that would be fitting. |
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| I love randomly walking the face of the internet untill I trip over something such as this... |
[Aug. 8th, 2005|02:28 pm] |
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Callipygian means having a well porportioned buttocks.
Forums are good too, cause people are wierd...
"i wonce read a comic, and one of the sound words (im an ass, i forgot the word.) was "shlap". i think it was for a kid crashing on a bike. who the fuck gos SHLAP! when you crash on a bike. maybie som kind of pankake man or somthing."
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The History Channel |
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